Top 10 Punchlines

Top 10 Punchlines

(in no particular order)

1. "Moooo!"

2. "It was assaulted... peanut!"

3. "I know what your problem is: You're two tents."

4. "Little blue fucker about this big."

5. "Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant."

6. "Did I dial five-five-five, two-three-SIX-eight?"

7. "Hello Diane, I'm Bucky Goldstein."

8. "Ta-daaaa!"

9. "Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'?"

10. "Because you're fuckin' ugly!"