Dude, you're old

It's my brother Mike's birthday, today. He's 22, which is just unfathomable to me. I know I'M getting older, so it's stands to reason that HE'S getting older... but I was only 22, like, five minutes ago, yet there's this 12 year gap between us, so it must be more like... well, like 12 years ago.

Anyway, he's in the US, and I'm in Australia, and for reasons which decorum prohibits going into here, I can't ring him. So I'll Blog my birthday wish to him, along with the beginnings of what promises to be a hilarious comic strip, if I can ever think of an ending.

What? -- I said it was the beginning of a hilarious comic strip, didn't I? Do you know how long this takes? Hopefully I'll have it finished by the time he's 23.

Happy birthday, bro...!